Poor Man's Korean Bar-Bee-Cue [Part 1]

What?

Cue the Pork...!

Wh...

HOLD ON. WHAT KIND OF PORK!?

Oh uhhh, right. I guess I'll get more specific for you then. 

You're Broke, You're Hungry, You Gotta Eat

We've all overstayed our welcome at the Hunger Hotel at some point in our lives (probably college eh) where room service gave you a choice between water, toothpaste, and hunger... But it doesn't have to be so bad. 

Salmon + BS^2 = HOE REE SHIET DAT ISHT GUD

You Still Can't Flompin' Cook

Flingin' Delicious Tasty Chicken

Learn to Flangin' Cook...

...some good ass-chicken and caramelised onions.
(excuse the punctuation)