Poor Man's Korean Bar-Bee-Cue [Part 1]

What?

Cue the Pork...!

Wh...

HOLD ON. WHAT KIND OF PORK!?

Oh uhhh, right. I guess I'll get more specific for you then. 

Salmon + BS^2 = HOE REE SHIET DAT ISHT GUD

You Still Can't Flompin' Cook

Flingin' Delicious Tasty Chicken

Learn to Flangin' Cook...

...some good ass-chicken and caramelised onions.
(excuse the punctuation)